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A Spanish alter-ego for someone named "Jared". Consisting of the following guidelines:

1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness.
2.someone you would stride to be like.
3.a manifestation of excellence.
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create.
5. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, and man uggs.
6. someone amazing.
7. with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly.
make sure yared comes to the party. no one wants awkward jared there, we want a good time.
by bronze diva April 04, 2010
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The result of a Jared and a moron at the supermarket that misspells said name on a birthday cake.
(Friend reading cake aloud) "Happy Birthday Yared! YARED?!"
by jcjones March 05, 2005
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Yared, the Ethiopian saint who lived in the 6th Century, is a legendary musician credited with inventing the sacred music tradition of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church and Ethiopia's system of musical notation.
That Ethiopian brotha' Yared can rhyme.
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