A Spanish alter-ego for someone named "Jared". Consisting of the following guidelines:
1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness.
2.someone you would stride to be like.
3.a manifestation of excellence.
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create.
5. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, and man uggs.
6. someone amazing.
7. with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly.
make sure yared comes to the party. no one wants awkward jared there, we want a good time.
The result of a Jared and a moron at the supermarket that misspells said name on a birthday cake.
(Friend reading cake aloud) "Happy Birthday Yared! YARED?!"