1) The absolute best fucking place to troll; at home, at work, and especially during classes that allow unmonitored internet access.

2) Home of some of the most idiotic, ignorant people on the face of the earth. Almost everyone on the site will believe just about anything you post.

3) The hardest place NOT to be suspended from.

4) A great place to get some of the worst information on the web. Most of the people have nothing else better to do and just answer for points.

5) Home of the most bitchy pregnant women that you will ever come in contact with.
Troll #1: I'm getting my sixth abortion in ten years -- will you say a prayer for me?

Troll #2: Help! My 11 year old son just got his period?!?

Brainwashed religious nut #1: I had a dream that I killed Mariah Carrey. Will God send me to hell?

Guy: What do you like to do for fun?

Girl: I spend all my time on yahoo answers. It's even more fun than myspace.

Guy: Don't you have anything better to do?

Girl: Actually, I don't.
by yahootroll888 October 14, 2008
Pretty good and active site overall. Good place to burn time or troll. You CAN get good quality answers

FAMOUS SECTIONS:
Polls and Surveys (P&S): Jampacked place where braindead teens and preteens congregate and leave one-word answers. Dumbest section on the site which is why they don't give Top Contributor badges there.

Others-Cultures and Groups (OC&G): Place filled with closet-racists who got dumped by a chick of insert race here and go to Y/A to vent as well as Report Rats who get pissed off at the slight mention of race (even though they're in the race section). Most people whine about the racism but at the same time feed into the trolls. Lots of cloning too and mentally ill people who post repetitive questions.

LGBT: The most sensitive section out there. Lots of anti-gay trolls and "transgendered women" who go off when you call them transexuals or trans. Can't forget about the insecure ppl asking TOTAL STRANGERS whether THEMSELVES are gay or not

Politics: Tense place filled with over-sensitive losers who dehumanize each other based on politics beliefs. Also a lot of racists. Lots of self-righteous idiots.

Adolescent: Section designed for adults but filled with whiny teens asking if they're pregnant and other stupidness like wanting to have a baby despite never having a job or being in the 10th grade.

Gender Studies: Filled with annoying feminist lesbians and guys with tiny dicks who bash them to compensate for their demasculinization.
Bob: Let's ask an innocent question about flowers on Yahoo Answers
Computer: Your question has been reported by the Yahoo! Community
by Anonymous Yahoo! User November 09, 2012
A question and answer website home to some of the biggest retards ever, besides maybe YouTube comments. You can get reported there for breathing. Half of the questions and responses are unintelligible from grammatical errors. Filled with racists, ignorant morons, religious extremists, and people who were apparently taught English by newborn orangutans.

A message board gone to hell.
Typical Yahoo Answers Question

i is 15, shud i havs babie?

Answer 1: no you is two young for baby. you need to grow up
Answer 2: i am 17 and has baby. people tell me it was bad idea but i dont regret it
Answer 3: all teens is so stupuid. i is smart and i is 19. you are stupid i hopes you die. dumb b*tch
by Guinevere56746 February 10, 2013
The website people use if they have low self esteem and want to bitch about it to people willing to listen to them on the internet.
Person Bitching on Yahoo Answers: OMG SOMEONE HELP ME I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WHERE I THROW UP WHENEVER I EAT LARGE PORTIONS OF FOOD AND I THINK I MIGHT DIE FROM THIS PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!
Person Answering Question: Grow some balls and man up no one gives a shit. n00b.
by Buttfart Dickrape September 27, 2009
The next attempt to eliminate Google.
Tom asked "How do I beat Slender?" on Yahoo Answers, and it took a whole day for him to get a answer, and most of them were sarcasm stupidity. I googled it and went straight to www.google.com while he had to wait for a week for some (sarcasm)"good"(sarcasm) answers.
by Ryouu March 25, 2013
Formally a very good website but it has gone totally to shit.

Whoever owns the website has obviously gave up maintaining it.

False reporting runs VERY FREQUENT, especially in the Others-Cultures&Groups and Polls&Survey area. When you appeal a report then you NEVER get a response back on whether it was appealed or not (you used to get a response within a couple days).

Plus, there are constantly glitches on the site (a new unique crazy glitch every time), those are eventually fixed after the site not working properly for days after each new glitch pops up.

It's just trash now and a lot of people are leaving it
Yahoo Answers needs to get their fucking act together because people are leaving, including me. If their too fucking lazy to give a shit then at least sell the site to somebody who will give it attention. Damn shame.
by Feddafunkup December 31, 2012
A answers board for whiny, pathetic wankers who are answered by fucking internet trolls.
Q:OMG my BF/GF split up with me what should i do?
A:Maybe you shouldn't be so ugly then bitch.

This really came from Yahoo Answers.
by the Google sage August 22, 2011
1.An application, or rather a site operated by Yahoo which enables users to ask questions in a variety of different categories as well as answer them too. Answerers strive to get the best answer, which gives them points to excel through the Yahoo Answers Levels.

2. A site where you can spend hours trolling or using the answers system to play stupid games and overall waste a hell of a lot of time. This is especially refers to the polls and surveys section, which strangely enough hardly ever has polls or surveys in it. Instead, there are numerous troll questions and humorous inquiries. However, serious askers stumble upon this area, unaware of the trolling they are about to receive.

ex: (serious asker)Q: HELP IM SO SAD MY BF BROKE UP W/ME!!!!

A: cool story bro
A#2: thats cuz ur an ugly bitch.
A#3: make me a sammich woman!!
friend: What's up man you weren't on live at all last night!

you: Yeah, I was on Yahoo! Answers

friend: wow, loser.
by Dmitry M. January 04, 2011

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