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You On Here Bro/Bitch

A phrase often used on social media to call out someone you saw in real life and snapped a photo of. Often used on online car enthusiast groups to call out stupid shit seen irl
Photo of a shitbox Honda with a wukang-whistler, cut springs, a huge wing, and a anime chick on the hood.

“I saw your sweet ride in the Walmart parking lot .. ‘YOHB’?”
YOHB by VCSisGAI May 23, 2019
A lazy acronym for asking "you on here bro?", because apparently these days typing out a couple words is too hard. This is akin to using letters and numbers as words, ie 2 for to, u for you.
Jim: Saw this nice ass Cavalier today, YOHB?
Tom: Is it too much to ask to actually use words these days?
Jim: But that is too hard, it takes too long to type extra letters, and doesn't make me look cool.
Tom: So you would rather look like a moron because it "looks cool" then?
Jim: Whatever man, you just don't get it, freakin dumbass.
Tom: Right, I'm the dumbass...
YOHB by MoronsPissMeOff August 7, 2016
When you see a picture/video of someone doing something idiotic, and you share it to your group page asking “you on here bro” *yohb searching for the person in picture/video
Yohb by Anxiety101 October 5, 2018

yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr 

A grievous insult meant to absolutely destroy your opponent without them ever finding out and leaving them absolutely confused and puzzled for the rest of the day. The combination of what seems to be a noun and a verb melded together gives the appearance that the real meaning is 'I'd hate to be you' or 'I couldn't care less what you say, do, or think,' yet its disorder keeps the real truth anonymous.
My enemy told me that my yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr, but I just can't understand what it means or if it is even an insult at all.

Slime Yo HB on 2/26 

On February 26th (2/26) individuals have the right to "slime" their HB, homboy(s). Sliming your home boy could mean multiple things; A person's intentions may be to violently assault their homeboys, or opps. One may also just desire to touch their friends. If you are on someone's slime list on 2/26, run.
Slime Yo HB on 2/26
Date: 2/26/--)

George: Bro you want to go slime our homeboy Jared, its 2/26?

Donquavious: Bro bet let me just grab my gat first, his ass is swiss cheese!

Praise Yo HB Day 

Opposite of “Slime Yo HB Day”, instead of blatant murder, you compliment and show affection toward your homeboy, making him aware of your appreciation toward him.
“Yo, it’s Praise Yo HB Day, slime! Man, I love you, bruh.”
Praise Yo HB Day by Anotica March 11, 2025