XSW 

The shit your mom tells you not to do. The baddest fucking wrestling company in South Louisiana you will EVER witness!

XSW is X-treme Southern Wrestling dumbass!

XSW by EZcolinBIGCHRISheather September 20, 2010

~zaq!xsw@cde#vfr$bgt%nhy^mju&<ki*>lo(?:p)"{_}+| 

when you are so bored that you try out all kinds of different patterns in wich you can hit the keys on your keyboard just so you can read in the definition that you're bored

I'm so bored. Lemme hit the keys on my keyboard in different patterns. Let's try ~zaq!xsw@cde#vfr$bgt%nhy^mju&<ki*>lo(?:p)"{_}+|

~zaq!xsw@cde#vfr$bgt%nhy^mju&<ki*>lo(?:p)"{_}+| by Bloesem May 18, 2020

XSWL 

XSWL is Chinese slang meaning basically the same thing as LMAO.
It's comprised of the characters 笑（xiào）死（sǐ）我（wǒ）了（le）

A texting conversation

Person1: Ever since he feel into the bin last year everyone's been calling him bin boy.

Person2: xswl

Person2: So funny

XSWL by DoorHandle1234 August 22, 2017

Xswampy 

"THE SHAMAN KING " A Shaman in Lethon, he is good but often misses interrupts and blaims his own totems.

Xswampy is THE SHAMAN KING is Online

Xswampy by Plumb Mazing October 20, 2009

xswvfrnhykipzaqcdebgtmjulo 

You try to find a new word combnaton, but it's already in UrbDic...so yeah.

Me: Wow! I found a new word!
Arnold: Really? Cool!
Me: xswvfrnhykipzaqcdebgtmjulo
Arnold: That's already there in UrbDic

xswvfrnhykipzaqcdebgtmjulo by mrguy432 November 9, 2020

zaqpl,xswokmcdeijnvfruhbgty 

you may just be the saddest and boredest person on this earth, typing the keyboard starting from the left and going down the the right and going up in a pitiful attempt not to pass out during class. i feel sorry for you.

"zaqpl,xswokmcdeijnvfruhbgty kill me now"

zaqpl,xswokmcdeijnvfruhbgty by lennøx March 18, 2020

XSWL 

It's a word which'laughed me to death'. This is a word from China, it comes from the Chinese Hanyu Pinyin, and since Hanyu Pinyin uses English, XSWL is the initial letter of each Chinese character Hanyu Pinyin.

Xswl,he said he could fly .

XSWL by Stephen Kwal January 9, 2023