The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!
Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!
by Big Brother is watching you! March 11, 2018
An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P
by DerpMcStuffins March 7, 2016
Windows XP is a major release of the Windows NT operating system developed by Microsoft. It is the direct successor to both Windows 2000 for professional users and Windows Me for home users, and was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and later to retail on October 25, 2001.
What is Windows XP?
by windows xp is epic December 23, 2021
A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.
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Aug, 1, 2017
I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"
Aug, 1, 2017
I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"
by Geek_Squad_999 August 2, 2017
The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.
(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021
by ItsJustJazzy January 30, 2017