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Not quite a wuss, not quite a wimp, but somewhere in the middle.
Human #1: Ahhh, a Wasp!

Human #2: You wump.
by Jam-rag August 19, 2011
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When you go for a dump and end up having a wank aswell
Oh my god i went for a dump but ended up having a wump.
by djamo September 13, 2009
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The act of humping someone with clothes on (as in dry humping) but becoming wet because of it.
"Why are Scotts pants all wet?"
"Because he and Gina were wumping hardcore."
by Meghansworld August 18, 2007
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A small fiery explosion that makes a "wump" noise.
if you throw a small bottle of gas on the fire it will "wump". "Hey guys, lets go make a wump!"
by DANGLYPARTS95 October 02, 2011
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wimp plus wuss equal wump
Jeff is a wump that goes to bed at 7:30pm
by A March 28, 2004
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To throw something at someone with immense amounts of force with no reason other than to be an ass hole.
Wump: "Dude!! Ben totally just wumped me in the face with a dead kitten!!"
by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009
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1) Band kid humor describing failure of one to hit a particular note, ergo, a failure
2) A fail of epic proportions, described by a very loud pedal tone, saying "This is my wump..." and a tuba player with a monotone voice saying "Wump"
3) A play on Wumbo
4) A descriptive word for a very good time, day, or experience
5) The act of one putting their lips over the mouthpiece of a brass instrument, preferably sousaphone, tuba, contra, or baritone, and yelling as loud as humanly possible
6) If all else fails, the most accurate and precise definition of Wump is 42
7) God
1) *Band kid trips on tuba*
Wump
2) "How was your day?"
"It was very wump thank you"
by Mr. Leo October 15, 2014
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