(n) Recruited Chinese Internet commentors. Wumao means five cents, so each time they post a comment they get five cents (ironic)
Wumao: I LOVE CHUNAAAA HORRAY XI JIN PING

Me: wow, what a wumao. can't even spell his own country correctly.
by CraftingTable629 June 10, 2020
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Wumao are losers sponsored by the chinese government to spread misinformation and basically jerk eachother off in their little echo chambers. They are some of the goofiest people on the interent and tend to give off "small dick energy" because of their hilarious arguments and insults, as they are typically copied directly from google translate. They are the fungus that grow on uncleaned public toilets.
Wumao: Hi, I am 33 years old and unemployed. I never had a gf and I smell like sewage but that's ok because I get all the sweet honey I need from the great leader, Winnie the Pooh
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Can be written as 五毛党, 五毛 and 5毛. It's an insult word for the Chinese Communist Party used by anti-Communist/pro-democracy people. The word is banned on a video hosting site, Youtube, along with Gongfei (CCP gangsters or CCP bandits).
Me : Typing 共匪 (Gongfei) and 5毛 (Wumao) into Youtube comment section of a random video
*15 seconds later*
Me : My comments disappear. It seems they really support CCP enough to delete words like these.
by Shiine-1 November 7, 2021
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propaganda trolls hired by CCP(Chinese communist party) to promote narratives in favor of CCP. For example, wumao will comment "Xi is the best leader ever".
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Wumao (五毛) are Chinese tankie shitposters who get paid by the CCP to spread pro ChiCom propaganda on the internet. Wumao is Chinese for "50 cents", referring to the fact that they are part of the 50 Cent Party and get paid ¥0.50 for every pro ChiCom shitpost they make.
Wumao: FUCK AMERICA CHINA #1
Guy: Fuck off Wumao.

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Chinese internet trolls that resort to nasty ad hominem attacks and whataboutism whenever someone criticizes China
“I tweeted about China’s persecution of Uyghurs yesterday, and a bunch of wumaos got into my mention and called me an imperialist and NMSL.”
by yuri_6489 September 15, 2020
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