1 definition by allineedarechickennuggies
Wumao are losers sponsored by the chinese government to spread misinformation and basically jerk eachother off in their little echo chambers. They are some of the goofiest people on the interent and tend to give off "small dick energy" because of their hilarious arguments and insults, as they are typically copied directly from google translate. They are the fungus that grow on uncleaned public toilets.
Wumao: Hi, I am 33 years old and unemployed. I never had a gf and I smell like sewage but that's ok because I get all the sweet honey I need from the great leader, Winnie the Pooh
by allineedarechickennuggies April 5, 2021