CCP's 

Chocolate-Chip Pancakes

My dad baked some delicious CCP's this morning before i went out to play with my band.

CCP's by hesinaband! September 27, 2010

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP! 

This is the automated message that Omegle gives you when chatting with a stranger on their website. It is not sent by the other person. it is an informational phrase and is only to let you know that that person was chosen randomly and you will not know who they are because they are a stranger.

Sir: I think I'm going to go on Omegle!

*opens up omegle*

*reads automated message*

Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP! by Hotter babe May 7, 2021

CCPS 

Comparative Competing Product Smugness: verb - When a person mentions an issue with a particular product, and an acquaintance states that they never have an issue with a competing product that they own.

You: "I'm having a problem with my Android phone".

Them: "I never have that problem with iPhone"
You: "That's so CCPS" or "Stop CCPS'ing me"

You: "My vsCode is acting up really bad."
Them: "I never have a problem with Atom."
You: "I'm so sick of your Comparative Competing Product Smugness"

CCPS by you_just_dont_get_it June 16, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016