A woodland dwelling leg humping creature. Typically will relinquish leg fornication if fed a cracker or a wad of sour dough bread. The Wuen has no preference to leg gender, and will not differentiate between species. The Wuen will often confuse a small tree moving in the wind as a leg to violate.
Person 1: I'm afraid to walk through the forest alone for fear of The Wuen.
Person 2: I understand your concern. If you must traverse through the wooded regions be sure to carry a satchel of crackers. Sour dough bread works as well, but only in small pieces.
Person 1: Will wearing leather enforced pant legs prevent this violation?
Person 2: No. The penis of The Wuen is sharp and needle like. It has the ability to penetrate even the toughest of leathers.
Person 1: Holly Fucking Shit!
Person 2: I understand your concern. If you must traverse through the wooded regions be sure to carry a satchel of crackers. Sour dough bread works as well, but only in small pieces.
Person 1: Will wearing leather enforced pant legs prevent this violation?
Person 2: No. The penis of The Wuen is sharp and needle like. It has the ability to penetrate even the toughest of leathers.
Person 1: Holly Fucking Shit!
by Frank Jergons November 30, 2009
by s-dizzle339 February 3, 2010
used to describe that which cannot be described because it's like totally awesome. is also shortened to wuen.
by Sticks van Houten February 3, 2010