Wrenchy

A young 13 year old boy who got a wrench shoved in his anus.

Did you here about how Wrenchy got his name?

Wrenchy by Potsmokin Pete February 23, 2009

wrenched on my car 

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.

He was So Proud that I [wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

wrenched on my car by Starchylde May 28, 2016

wrench water 

Water that's so cold that it tightens your nuts.

Why is the Balboa Bay always wrench water? I jumped in and my balls had to retreat.

wrench water by thejocularbekowsky875 July 24, 2014

Turd Wrench 

A toilet plunger

hey steve i just clogged the toilet with a massive shit. go get me the turd wrench

Turd Wrench by shazam8992 June 10, 2009

fried the wrench 

if you fry the wrench, you screwed up extremely badly. it can be used basically at anytime though just to sound awesome

Lugi: i set my favorite robe on fire while smoking an ivory pipe last night

Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench

fried the wrench by hanzisaucebot August 17, 2011

blue tip wrench 

oxyacetylene cutting torch

"blue tip" from the blue torch flame
"wrench" for the tool's versatility and the speed at which it can be used to disassemble damn near anything

A favorite of "redneck engineers"

Also called a smokewrench

Fuck! The damn bolt's froze solid! Gimme the blue tip wrench, I'll get that fucker loose!

blue tip wrench by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

soul-wrenching 

Something that just "tears your heart out" when you hear it - fills you with a strong sense of sadness or empathy.

This text is soul-wrenching. When I read it, my sadness got "unlocked" and I started to cry.

soul-wrenching by ThePrayer April 25, 2016