Woodpecking

Synonym for a Blow-job.
A dick is referred to as 'wood' and 'pecking' is kissing.

I got such a great woodpecking from that beautiful woman last night, it was crazy.

by Greeneyed_energyvampire April 2, 2023

Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.

Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!

by Russel bennet February 1, 2017

Woodpecking

/ˈwo͝odˌpekər/
verb
1. The act of teasing a partner with repeated kisses on the tip of their dick to increase arousal;
2. Using the tip of the dick to tease the arousal of a partner by touching it near their genitalia, but not penetrating.

Gina was hot and bothered by Peter's woodpecking.

by Rukon & MsArray March 27, 2022

Woodpecker

The act of performing vaginal or anal sex solely using dildo headgear apparatus. For maximum effectiveness, your hands must be tied behind your back while mimicking the habits of a woodpecker.

Last night my girl gushed like a fountain while performing the woodpecker on her!!

by Wolverines53 November 3, 2019

Woodpecker

When you're getting a handy and your kid walks in and says there's a woodpecker in your bed.

Oh my god dad.... There's a woodpecker under your sheets.

by drylipspuckerlips June 24, 2018

Woodpecker

Woodpecker: The person on the receiving side of a Glory Hole. While giving head, the person bangs their head against the wall.

As Brian put his dick into the Glory Hole, he wondered who the woodpecker on the other side was.

by Grim Seper November 4, 2022

Woodpecker

A female that sucks men off well

I met this gyal last night, she was a real woodpecker!

Your girl is a woodpecker!

by BandoBenji June 5, 2020