woodpecker

A hard penis.

I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.

by urban pervert April 4, 2003

woodpecker

When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.

Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?

Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.

Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.

Girl 2: Yup

by Patrick Gora October 9, 2006

Woodpeckered

(Past tense verb). To speak in an unclear, fragmented manner, usually word-to-word, rather than in proper sentences. People might speak like this while enraged, nervous, hesitant, or off their head on alcohol.

"Shut. Shut. Shut the hell up.", woodpeckered Steve.

by Callus_was_me_all_along March 17, 2022

the woodpecker

When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously

My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.

by Tsmitnig December 5, 2014

Woodpeck

When a woman viciously beats on a dick; also known as a hand job.

Wow, have you felt that girl woodpeck?

by Imawesome12233 March 16, 2010

woodpecker

The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.

Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.

by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006

woodpecker

a person that chokes alot when giving a guy head

she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.

by Woodpecker October 4, 2006