The lovely art of disturbing a "Plank" attempt. Usually performed by the photographer or another friend present for the planking effort. Once the person assumes the pose, the "Woodchipper" intercedes, providing some sort of direct or indirect contact, breaking the pose.
This may include, but is most certainly not limited to: Using any body part or object to strike the Planker in the body directly; or make contact with the object(s) the person is Planking on, causing them to fail in a most epic fashion.
Woodchipping: The act
Woodchipper: The enforcer
Woodchipee: The victim(s)
Woodchipped: Past tense
Note: This is probably illegal and could potentially really hurt someone, but they are Plankers, so its cool.
** Example 1 **
Jerry: Bro, did you hear what happened to Adam?
Chris: Yeah, he was Planking in the shop last night and his roommate Woodchipped the shit out of him.
Jerry: Word? How so?
Chris: He broke a 2x4 over his ear.
Chris: I said Mike broke a 2x4 over your ear.
** Example 2 **
Kate: OMG, we had, like, a sleepover at Angie's, and Angie was Planking on some, like, folding chairs, and like Anna kicked out the chair. Like, total FAIL.
Amy: WTF? OMG!
Kate: Like, ya. TOTAL WOODCHIP JOB
An incredibly lovely guy.
He makes your heart skip a beat with the slightest smile. He turns your worst day into the happiest. He is playful, but loyal. He is good-looking, but humble. He is strong, but compassionate.
He is a gentleman, a hero, a dream-come-true. And he is so easy to love.
A woodchip does not smile at you one day and ignore you another. He is loyal all the way through. No matter how you look, no matter how you feel, he will always be there to help you. Many love him, but he returns the love. He is a true friend. And he is always a true friend.
A really really really cute guy. He is incredibly sweet and all of the girls are in love with him. He is smart, good-looking, and compassionate.
A girl with same description is called a flowerpetal.
Laura: "Guess what? I'm sitting next to Herbert in English. He is such a woodchip! Kind, good-looking, and very smart."
Anna: "No way! You are so lucky. He has such a great smile. And he's good at everything. Seriously, all of my friends are obsessed with him. And it's his first week here!"
a really hot guy
amanda: that zombie movie was so epic!
ashlyn: i know! the main guy was such a woodchip! i stared at his face the whole time
amanda: naw, girl! the zombie at the end of the movie was so much woodchippier! did ya see those abs??
ashlyn: he didnt even have a head!
amanda: nobodys perfect...
Jo: "So did you succeed in woodchipping Anna?"
Tom: "No, she's so hard to woodchip!"
A person with a woodchip shaped head.
Look at that guy's head, he's a woodchip!
v. To "plow through" staff resources, essentially whittling them down until there's nothing left but a pile of mulch.
"Looks like bossman woodchipped another project manager - gone in less than 3 months, time to call the recruiters again for the next victim"