This may include, but is most certainly not limited to: Using any body part or object to strike the Planker in the body directly; or make contact with the object(s) the person is Planking on, causing them to fail in a most epic fashion.
Woodchipping: The act
Woodchipper: The enforcer
Woodchipee: The victim(s)
Woodchipped: Past tense
Note: This is probably illegal and could potentially really hurt someone, but they are Plankers, so its cool.
Jerry: Bro, did you hear what happened to Adam?
Chris: Yeah, he was Planking in the shop last night and his roommate Woodchipped the shit out of him.
Jerry: Word? How so?
Chris: He broke a 2x4 over his ear.
Chris: I said Mike broke a 2x4 over your ear.
** Example 2 **
Kate: OMG, we had, like, a sleepover at Angie's, and Angie was Planking on some, like, folding chairs, and like Anna kicked out the chair. Like, total FAIL.
Amy: WTF? OMG!
Kate: Like, ya. TOTAL WOODCHIP JOB
He makes your heart skip a beat with the slightest smile. He turns your worst day into the happiest. He is playful, but loyal. He is good-looking, but humble. He is strong, but compassionate.
He is a gentleman, a hero, a dream-come-true. And he is so easy to love.
A girl with same description is called a flowerpetal.
Anna: "No way! You are so lucky. He has such a great smile. And he's good at everything. Seriously, all of my friends are obsessed with him. And it's his first week here!"
ashlyn: i know! the main guy was such a woodchip! i stared at his face the whole time
amanda: naw, girl! the zombie at the end of the movie was so much woodchippier! did ya see those abs??
ashlyn: he didnt even have a head!
amanda: nobodys perfect...