The description of a state of mind that is beyond high. More extreme variation on the term "chopped".
by hallucinog3n September 30, 2009
The act of bending your girlfriend over in front of a woodchipper, with her head inside the opening, not all the way though, while having anal sex with her. Then have a fan blow her long hair in to the woodchipper, so it catches on to the gears and starts ripping her scalp off and the woodchipper blades slowly but surely start chipping away at the layers of her newly exposed skull bone.
Sometimes you can pull her out and smash her exposed skull in with a hammer and skullfuck her so your dick keeps thrusting in to her brain.
Sometimes you can pull her out and smash her exposed skull in with a hammer and skullfuck her so your dick keeps thrusting in to her brain.
boyfriend: wanna get woodchipped?!
girlfriend: fuck yeah!
*boyfriend performs the woodwchipped*
Boyfriend: HAHAHA! I'm fucking a bonehead.
girlfriend: fuck yeah!
*boyfriend performs the woodwchipped*
Boyfriend: HAHAHA! I'm fucking a bonehead.
by xxxxcx June 4, 2010
by allie & jena June 13, 2006
v. To "plow through" staff resources, essentially whittling them down until there's nothing left but a pile of mulch.
"Looks like bossman woodchipped another project manager - gone in less than 3 months, time to call the recruiters again for the next victim"
by anon-fo-sheezy March 8, 2007
by Gin rummy August 3, 2007
An incredibly good smell.
Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.
Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.
by TreeHugger4ever February 28, 2010
A kiss of true love.
Not an "oh it's time to take a picture -- let's fake romance!" kiss or an overly dramatic kiss that there is no reason for.
A woodchip kiss is rare (it often occurs only once in a lifetime). But it can often make a lifetime. It can often make life worth living.
Not an "oh it's time to take a picture -- let's fake romance!" kiss or an overly dramatic kiss that there is no reason for.
A woodchip kiss is rare (it often occurs only once in a lifetime). But it can often make a lifetime. It can often make life worth living.
Woodchip Kiss:
He pulled her into his arms and held her close. Gently, his fingers brushed her rosy cheek. His eyes gazed into hers, filled with warmth.
"I love you. I always have and always will" he said, and his lips met hers.
He pulled her into his arms and held her close. Gently, his fingers brushed her rosy cheek. His eyes gazed into hers, filled with warmth.
"I love you. I always have and always will" he said, and his lips met hers.
by Guinevere7 February 28, 2010