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Mike was sick of filing so he decided to have a wonk
by Wonky the Donkey December 15, 2011
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A secret swear word for pro-spammers on forums that have censorship.
Is backwards for the word 'know'.
Can be used to replace any other swear word which would otherwise be starred out by the moderators on a forum.
A: "Anti-spammers are wonks."
B: "Yeah... they're wonking wonks!"
by Vienna November 20, 2004
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"Heres that cd you wanted."
"Tonks"
"Wonks"
by lomathson March 17, 2010
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An ugly troll looking bitch who wants your dick but, you don't like her, so she gets all of her friends to try and hook you up with her.
"Yo' John did that Wonk try and get her friends to convince you to go out with her?"

"I'm tellin' ya. The Wonk wants my dick and she can't have it."
by Loot3rdude March 31, 2009
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Gauge sex without lube.
by alex jarred josh December 10, 2007
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to have sex / get jiggy with it / bow chica wow-wow
omgg they wonked!?

Wow, I really wanna wonk him!
by Kaka Shiit September 12, 2007
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A penis, that, when hard, curves downward.
dude i was in the locker room the other day and Jason had a wonk. Hahahaha
by D-res June 23, 2005
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