A small town located right near Waterbury and Bristol. It is a generalization that everyone here is rich and snobby. There is, actually, a very ghetto, lower-medium income section of Wolcott right near Waterbury. Here, there is nothing else to do but get really really drunk and have sex with each other. The only high school here is Wolcott High and it is filled with a bunch of stupid ass motherfuckers. The freshmen are the most immature creetens to walk this earth, the sophomores think they know everything, the juniors try to outdo the seniors, and the seniors are just as immature as the freshmen. But it's all good, we like the way we roll. The only thing the cops here seem to do is bust parties. Seriously, that is their greatest accomplishment. The girls here wear mini-skirts when it's ten below and the guys are either guidos, skaters, nerds-who-think-they're-cool or an interesting mix of all three. Rumors here seem to spread like wildfire, even if it's something that has happened 304,892,439 times before. Such as, hook-ups, someone getting arrested, and a chick getting knocked up. We seem to make a bigger deal out of everything than it really is. Kids here start becoming sexually active at an average age of seven. recently, there has been a rapid influx of black people and Albanians. Wolcott High School is also a great place to make bomb threats when it's ten degrees outside and we have to be evacuated for almost three hours. Thanks, whoever said that. And I mean that with the most sincere sarcasm.
Wolcott is home to drama, drinking, underage sex, some snobs and some dirt poor kids, and kids who think they are filled with infinite wisdom. Rest in peace, Ant, Jess and Tham<3
by God Almity in the Highest February 28, 2009
A Rich snobby town that so small no one even pronounces it right. Its located next to waterbury,terryville, and bristol. The only thing to do in Wolcott is hang out at the local Dunkin Donuts or wendy's. The kids in this town don't sell drugs but do as many as there parents money can buy. The cops in Wolcott are also so bored that they pull you over just to give them something to do. They sit at every parking lot waiting for a car even if it takes all night and they go to every packy looking for the names of people who bought kegs that day so they can drive by their house and check on them because the town is so0o tiny that everyone knows everyone and everything that ever happened in their lives. Also, you know when a guy is from Wolcott because he has so much hair products in his hair that when he rides his street bike not a strand moves. You can also tell when a girl is from wolcott because it can be negative 30 degrees outside but she will still be wearing a mini skirt, flip flops and a tank top with her boobs poping out.
by crazy13itch789 October 14, 2008
A handjob through the pants, given while straddling the recipient. Named after the sexual preferences of Francis Wolcott from HBO's Deadwood.
by smileyy April 14, 2008
A public school in a town no one has ever heard of or can pronounce correctly. It's extremely diverse with 94% rich white kids, 4% Albanian, one black kid, and some Mexican kid that doesn't talk to anyone. It is well known for its varsity vape team, and has a swim team even though the school doesn't have a pool. None of the subs speak fluent English and the only one that does is a dick. When you walk into the lunchroom, it is completely divided. Nerds at one table, Emos, bisexuals and potheads at another, Fuckboys at their own table, and then there is the THOTs, the table with the ugly girls/freshman, the table with those weird kids that play with their food, and of course the table with that one anti-social kid sitting at it. The teachers are supposed to take our phones if they see them, but only the old bitchy teachers do. And whenever a rumor or story is told, it spreads like a wildfire. The only difference between hell and Wolcott High School is that hell has air-conditioning. Whenever there is a party the cops show up to bust it because they have nothing better to do, and now we have to have a teacher standing at the door every time we take a shit, to make sure we aren't jerking off or vaping. Our school slogans are "Go Eagles!" and "Lets drive 40mph in the parking lot because, why the fuck not!?!?!"
by Baby yogurt jerkoff residue April 12, 2016
a school where all the kids are emo’s and all the girls are fake. All the boys want their friends gfs and are fake. all druggies. and a kid f’d a squirrel
albert: what school do you go to?
tom: north rose wolcott highschool
albert: you must be a fucking nobody then gtfo of my way
tom: north rose wolcott highschool
albert: you must be a fucking nobody then gtfo of my way
by dirty danimal 69 November 5, 2021
the people there are all cheaters, fake and nobodies. they’re all home wreckers. squirrel fucking, gf/bf stealing, two-faced, wack jobs. don’t trust anyone who goes here or else you might get cheated on 8 times. LOL
by dirty dan 34 November 23, 2022
A Security Supervisor that is lazy and doesn’t do shit while getting paid $24/hour. Parker is also a sissy boy who doesn’t like confrontation.
by Mr wolcott March 8, 2022