woketard 

Somebody so woke they can't think straight.

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.

woketard by AmosDW July 25, 2019

Woketard 

Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.

That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!

Woketard by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020

Wokachoda

An obnoxious virtue signaller who thinks he's woke. A play on the Bengali word 'bokachoda' which means 'damned fool'.

A: So you're drinking bottled water?
B: Yes, I am.
A: So you support capitalist scum who oppress indigenous people by exploiting their natural water sources?
B: I'm just thirsty, you wokachoda.

Wokachoda by famished_writer October 6, 2020

woketivism 

Woke generation Z who claim to be activists but regurgitate talking points addressing large, complex issues that they cannot unpack for the sake of seeming “woke”.

“If we just lived in a communist society, that’d be lit man.”
*tweets about horrors of capitalism on iphone*
“Ugh, I’m so ashamed to be white.”
*takes hot selfie at Black Lives Matter protest*

“Madison is on a woketivism rant, bitching about large corporations while sipping from Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte”

woketivism by anonymous September 11, 2020

Wokitude 

Noun: The behavioral intersection between wokeness and a bad attitude about life.

Geez, that guy has a real bad case of wokitude...he just seems angry all the time.

Wokitude by La Pluma May 12, 2021

woketard 

Jack Dorsey and all his virtual spawn.

"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."

woketard by Louis XIV December 10, 2019

Wakatoshi-Kun

A very large gay man.

"Wakatoshi-kun, isn't that a phrase you're only meant to use when someone's died?" -Tendou(His boyfriend)

Wakatoshi-Kun by snowunix February 4, 2020