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A combination of alcoholic beverages and orange juice in a wok. It is a cocktail contained within a wok to allow for greater volumes of alcohol. A good woktail will consist largely of smirnoff vodka (1/2 ltr approx) with at least 3 differnt largers, 2 further spirits and wine mixed in. Fill remaining wok space with orange juice and enjoy.
What we gonna do with all this vodka n shit? Woktail!
Woktail by jizmo May 25, 2007
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An event that occurs when you mix a room full of students dressed as alice in wonderland characters,enough alcohol to destroy a irishman's liver, a wok, and plastic cups
*crashes and screams can be heard*
"Dude, whats going on in there?"
"The Queen of hearts is having a leathal woktail"
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-the yocels
“Bro just got some drink we makin woktails”
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Did you see that homeboy's wogtails last night? That shit is whack.
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woketail 

A low or no alcohol cocktail that is decidedly woke.
Man I feel great after smashing a dozen woketails last night.
woketail by BGSBGS January 9, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
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