WoWrhoids an be treated using a topical analgesic in mild cases while severe or chronic WoWrhoids can require surgery to correct.
A team of scientists have recently discovered a simple cure for the disorder. They recommend the afflicted cease all WoW related activities immediately, go outside, and attempt to reassemble any social skills that they had previous to World of Warcraft. Not only does this vastly increase the speed of recovery, but upon obtaining a normal social life the chance of reoccurence is cut to almost nothing.*
Common side effects of treatment include a decreased risk for early onset of arthritis in the left hand and right index finger, increased class attendance, and a sharp decrease in WoW related jokes made at the afflicted's expense.
*It should be noted that while unlikely, relapse into WoW is possible, in which case the afflicted is most likely a lost cause.
"Well what do you expect when he sits down for 8 hours a day playing World of Warcraft"