When you drink your height in beer cans.
kid: Yo bro what did you do this weekend?
Wizard: I became a wizard
by Awreck January 27, 2011
1. Gandalf
2. Me
3. A male who performs the magic arts
4. A wise man
5. A dude who posesses great skil in some craft (like driving, electronix, etc.)
6. Someone who is greatly knowledgable and makes you feel stupid after you got puft up about what you know.
7. really OSM (british expression)
1. Gandalf removed the spell of Saruman from the King of Rohan.
2. I'm a wizard coz I fit most of these descriptions.
3. That Wizard just zapped that krug with a lightning spell.
4. Keith is as wise as Gandalf!
5. Neb the Wizard re-enacted the chase scene from The Matrix Reloaded coz he's that good!
6. I thot I knew all about cars 'till I met Jesse. He's a wizard!
7. Dude! That's wizard!
by Neb July 27, 2004
a "old school" computer user. Usually familiar with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, a beard, and/or an afinity with everything seventies.
Wizards usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.
by Elliot R. January 07, 2008
an exclamation of joy, usually meaning something is great, used by me and my friends onl to my knowledge...
'Hey i got some more weed!'
'Really? WIZARD!'
by Tom Witcomb January 03, 2004
An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.
No examples needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.
by Jacob December 28, 2003
the female reproductive organs; vagina

Syn: pussy, cunt, axewound, cabbage patch, pink taco, beaver, living snake, oyster, snapper, cooch, etc, etc, etc.
Betty: How's it going, Veronica?

Veronica: Not so well, Betty, the wizard's bleeding today...
by Lisette April 05, 2005
Wizards are the wisest of the magic users, for the wizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Wizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.
The Wizard brought down the mountain with just a prod at a crack.
by Detranova August 04, 2003

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