Witten is the collective name for a group of Winnets.
A winnet is a tuft of shit, left clinging to your anal hair. Witten can be used as the plural for winnet.
A winnet is a tuft of shit, left clinging to your anal hair. Witten can be used as the plural for winnet.
My mate Dave did not just have the odd winnet, he had a manifestation of witten weighing his arse hair down.
Dave you witten ridden fool, wipe your fooking arse properly, you filthy cunt.
Dave you witten ridden fool, wipe your fooking arse properly, you filthy cunt.
by The_List July 23, 2020
(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.
- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.
by WhiteAndNerdy February 26, 2012
A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.
Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
by MacroBlaster February 26, 2012
(i) According to Time Magazine (and Wikipedia) he's the greatest Physicist in the world at this point. Instrumental in developing string theory and known for his planet sized brain.
(ii) Synonym for a dumbass
(ii) Synonym for a dumbass
Dude, how did you figure out how to get Christie's Number?
I asked Ed Witten, he figured it out.
Nice work Ed Witten! Now my car smells of ten day old guacamole and burritos.
I asked Ed Witten, he figured it out.
Nice work Ed Witten! Now my car smells of ten day old guacamole and burritos.
by MixMasterMax March 7, 2012
Theoretical Physicist at the Institute of Advanced Study, Princeton. In 2004, Time magazine wrote that Witten was "generally considered the greatest theoretical physicist in the world."
Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.
He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.
Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.
He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.
Dang it! Even Ed Witten couldn't figure out how to use this remote control.
"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"
"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"
by Iknownothingabouteverything February 26, 2012
A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.
Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!
by Killzark March 24, 2009