An extreme version of hold my beer.
A battle cry before you do some dumb sh*t
originated from mad max
"Witness me motherf*cker", he said as he brake checked the car tailgating him
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to be contacted or to contact someone
(jon) eh bro gotta go run some errands.
(jazz) no doubt bro fuck wit me later then
by yung'n throwed October 2, 2006
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To get with someone and have sex with them. Popularly coined from the Jadakiss song, "Gettin' it in"
Guy 1: Shorty gettin' it in wit me.
Guy 2: Yo the ho has been hit be every G in da 'hood.
by vin fata July 22, 2004
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the act of harrassing you or poking fun at you through ghetto/black language. also reffered to as "playin' ", "clowin", or "doggin".
Man these two fools think just cause im jewish that i dont know any black slang. All they do is whenever I come over to talk they start blackin wit me
by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS September 5, 2009
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A synonym for get on my level or otherwise known as GOML(pronounced gom-elle). More hardcore way of saying GOML, both words mainly said while playing video games.

The one known as Neato is one of the main men saying this spectacular phrase.
Look at my k/d. fuck wit me bitch.

Fade fuck wit me.
by TheyCallMeNeato. February 5, 2011
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When you pour applesauce on your face in front of your philosophy professor to indicate how tired you are at all times. Also known as being very depressed .... so applesauce on the face .... cures depression
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The process involving becoming heavily intoxicated making one seemingly the poster child of drunk
You "fuckin wit me" tonight bruh?
dude you know ill be fuckin wit ya!

Hey bro what are you up to?
I'm kickin it wit my boys they are definitely about to be "fuckin wit me" bruh!
by savvy 4 November 8, 2010
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