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2.
A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.
After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!
by The Crazy Mind of Kierstin January 09, 2009
 
1.
To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.'
Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me!
by Senor kelly March 28, 2011