she had a really offputting witches finger
by luckyeleven July 1, 2011
When an older woman (cougar and above) inserts her old, knobby, crooked finger into your butthole. During a BJ is optional
Man this cougar was giving me a blowjob and gave me the witches finger. Not sure how I feel about it.
by GoongaGaLunga July 3, 2018
the witch finger - the act of beckoning someone with your index finger. Witches often use this gesture saying the words "come closer"
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia
by MC sauceyboy June 16, 2011
A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.
Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.
My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.
My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.
by Quiddler August 26, 2018
A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.
Aw mate, I just did a massive dump
Oh yeah?
Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
Oh yeah?
Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019
The penis of a really hot girl that comes as the worst surprise at the worst of times.
Or as seen in Clerks II, a girl with a very large clit.
Or as seen in Clerks II, a girl with a very large clit.
"Yo man, that girl was so hot, but then I went to go down on her and she had a witch finger."
"Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?
Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about."
"Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?
Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about."
by TheBlackAdept November 6, 2012