Witch Dick

The bumps on a man's penis after contracting genital warts, often looking like the warts on a witch's nose.

Brian got the witch dick from Denise and he didn't even fuck her. She just gave him a hot dog bun.

Witch Dick by Skywal80 February 18, 2009

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney 

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney by B. Snooks June 16, 2010

on the phone with dick 

Euphemism for fellatio.

She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.

on the phone with dick by Warthog April 20, 2005

Stick with Dick 

A person who is abnormally thin but has an extremely large penis.

That guy is a stick with dick, you wouldn't be able to tell by just looking at him!

Stick with Dick by StickwithDick November 9, 2009

Shake hands with Dick Cheney 

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

Shake hands with Dick Cheney by Syne May 7, 2008

Fuckin' with dick 

Being for the boys with absolutely no beef.

When you're down with that sweat.

When reception is chill.

*OB and CJ in the Equinox locker room, cocks out*
OB: I love you stupid CJ
Josh: I love you too G
OB: ahh man you're fuckin' with dick tho!
CJ: You know I'm fuckin' with dick! Stupid Barstow! HEE!

Fuckin' with dick by KELLZZZ March 3, 2021

Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick 

In correlation with "ur mom gay" targets weebs. Makes then regret being born

Weeb: *insert anime girls name* is my waifu

Me: Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

Weeb: *goes back in time to when his parents did it. Weebs mom gets mindcontroled to take a birth pill and prevents weebs birth*

Weeb then does not exist and disappears in a poof of smoke

Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick by Memeskeepmealive24/7 May 16, 2018