an illiteret, and/or, retarted, persons way of saying "with"
illiteret person: yo wats up wit u i thut u wer goin to da club wit mii tonit

person with iq above 60: ... uhh, your retarted.
by babymeandyou May 21, 2008
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A Lion's vagina.
More commonly referred to as "Lion Cunt."
Used often as a replacement word for other insults.
Jon: "Hey, Tyler! You just lost THE GAME!"

Tyler: "AAAAAHHHHH! Fuck you, you Wit!" D:<
by Shubanta Nuhwanta April 12, 2011
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an abbreviation of "What is True" used by graffiti writer Slyce next to his tag to show He is in T.C. or True Crew.
by Slyce November 20, 2006
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While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.
Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.
by B. Gus Richards May 18, 2009
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A quality that few here possess.
Have you read a witty definition on this site? Ever?
by VoodooToast! September 15, 2006
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To have smarts/be smart, but usually not in a knowing calculus at the age of 6 smart, but just being aware and making smart choices. Mostly known for "Keep your wits about you." quote from several films,games and media that date back in the days(medieval etc). Meaning just keep your head up and be smart about what you do, be careful.
Malik decided to get piss drunk right before finals and didn't even study, he failed the test the next day, he sure as hell didn't keep his wits about him.

Take this sharp stick, it's all I have to give you before you venture off onto your jourey... but with just a stick, be sure to keep your wits about you, Sir Mark.
by Zure the Dark Being April 17, 2013
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Short for "with". See wit.
I'm wit' you.
by Fangsta March 17, 2003
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