by Mufasa De Leon January 6, 2021
1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.
by shdwsclan August 3, 2009
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."
Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
by arkinese April 7, 2014
A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.
Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.
Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.
Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.
You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.
You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.
by 1L February 4, 2006
The Hawaiian concept of the Coconut Wireless is better than a cell phone! It is a wireless and fast way of communicating through word-of-mouth news or the sixth sense.
Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."
Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.
Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."
Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.
Friend 1: "Hey, I was going to call you"
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."
by Smokey Rain March 19, 2016
When you blow your load in a womans mouth, Then she holds it there and walks up to a stranger and kisses him.
I was sitting down with my buddies wife. Just before he got home from work, I shot a load in her mouth. When he walked in she kissed him. I was shocked that she gave him a wireless transfer.
by Scott Issac September 11, 2007
A transformer type robot which can tune into any radio station around the world , it has sattelites for ears and is roughly about "15ft tall which can sometimes vary due to its ethnic background and social status. the most common wireless tron is neat and very outgoing and has a strange obsession with WILL.I.AM. This is most likely because every wireless tron is programmed to automatically tune into to black eyed peas hits. In some rare cases the wireless tron can become ill with what is known as the 'robotic black plague' this is when 'Friday' by rebecca black gets jammed in its satelite this is very painful and can sometimes cause the wireless tron to shut down. but it can be prevented by having your wireless tron listen to Elton john daily. prices may vary on the wireless tron for a regular tron its usually costs about $999.000
but there are a few knocks of the actual thing that are twice as good:
Micro tron-a smaller version of the tron costs about $40.00
suntron-a tron that is also a sunbed costs about $60.00
fighttron-a tron that can fight your battles costs about $1,000
Danceatron- a tron that can shake it ! costs around $100
but there are a few knocks of the actual thing that are twice as good:
Micro tron-a smaller version of the tron costs about $40.00
suntron-a tron that is also a sunbed costs about $60.00
fighttron-a tron that can fight your battles costs about $1,000
Danceatron- a tron that can shake it ! costs around $100
by awsomeJLSterxx May 9, 2011