winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

Winnit

A tiny particle of faeces that sticks to the hairs on your anus, causing a small amount of pain when removed.

Usually occurs when the anus is not cleaned correctly after excretion.

Oh my God, look at the size of that winnit. IT's HUGE!

Owwwww!!! It hurt so much removing that winnit!

by Dayjw November 12, 2008

winnitation

This is the process by which one gets annoyed, irritated or constantly badgered by an individual known as a winnit.

Everytime Julio comes round to visit it's just winnitation for the nation!

by Steve, Mel, Sara August 9, 2006

winnit

THis is the crusty piece of crap that is found at the end of the penis after a man has inserted his rod up a poo hole.

I have a huge winnit this morning after giving dave an anal seeing to.

by Erick Shaun May 18, 2006

Winnit

Winning + Innit

Guy one : What we doing today
Guy two : winnit

by Dctyasuo February 11, 2021

winnit

Underwear fluff gathered in your ass-crack

Punk A: "I'm bored"
Punk B: "Let's set fire to our winnits"

by Uncle Max September 18, 2006

winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex

Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003