bone with the wind

phrase applied to anything that sucks, is fleeting, useless, or blows your mind. Made popular by the movie Totally Baked, wherein a man reminisces times when he was so high, he couldn't guess the only letter remaining in Wheel of Fortune. "Bone with the wind...?" he ponders repeatedly, "yeah, I been there."

She wouldn't screw him so he was bone with the wind.
Man, I'm so tired, I'm bone with the wind.
She's got a chew-toy now, she's bone with the wind.
There are no snow boots at this store, it's bone with the wind.

bone with the wind by vaginal pill November 2, 2011

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Wind Boner

The act of erecting ones penis due to extreme wind activity.

i.e. Skydiving, motorcycle riding, and even a really windy day can all lead to the erection of a wind boner.

Wind Boner by Every_one March 31, 2008

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Wendybone (mort)

Juniors right hand guy, his assistant and trusted partner who likes feet.

King junior and willy (mort) are a duo even though mort is the brains on 99% of their activities and projects, whereas king junior is the face and just there to show off.

Aka “willybone” or wendy.

Little boy who’s junior Grimes’ professional associate

Wendybone is king juniors mort

King junior is NOTHING without mort

Wendybone (mort)

Wendybone (mort) by Condom creators October 17, 2021

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windboner

The feeling you get when you are driving and you drop quickly over a hill. Can also be used to describe the rush you can feel in your stomach/groin anytime you drop quickly such as on a rollercoaster.

The little hill back there gave me a windboner. I love that shit, let's go faster next time.

windboner by The word smith January 12, 2009

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Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

Boner Wind by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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