Windpisser

An individual who tries so hard at doing something but will never succeed in getting it done because he or she is always set up to fail. If that task were to simply take a piss, a wind shall blow the piss back on him or her no matter the direction he or she faces.

My teacher Ms. Shannon is such a windpisser. She's trying to teach our math class the quadratic formula. None of us even know how to add or subtract.

Windpisser by Mavelous March 11, 2013

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Windpiper

One who blows wind into pipes, often making a hollow sound.
Often sounding like Windpiper.

Blow air into a beer bottle. Thats what Windpiper sounds like.

Windpiper by Banz June 11, 2006

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Windpisser • Windpiper • Windsisters

Windsisters

GIRLS THAT QUEEF ON EACH OTHER

My girlfriends and I had a slumber party and became WINDSISTERS

Windsisters by The City Boy August 8, 2023

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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