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An operating system designed to make envious Mac users to boot up their useless systems and post pointless Anti-Windows sentiment on Urban Dictionary, only to find out they can't run anything except Garage Band.
I'm bored with Garage Band lets go on Urban Dictionary and Bash Windows.
by Inyerdreams February 18, 2008
 
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An operating system marketed by Microsoft. Many people hate it, but still use it. Here's some proof. WinXP-75% Win2000-6.5% WinVista-3.1% Linux-3.3% Mac-3.8% Other-about 3%
I am using a PSP to write this, and not windows. :)
by omgsandwich June 06, 2007
 
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Computer operating system. and BTW my winXP hasn't crashed since i installed it last year
I just installed windows.
by amrit September 15, 2003
 
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who cares
why do so many people fight about how good windows is? who cares
by Deahenle July 19, 2003
 
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where do you want to go today? - THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!
damn you blue screen on death, im getting a mac
by fleabassuk June 02, 2003
 
41.
Windows is a complicated armed forces code which really means "Dead on Site". "Dead on Site"'s acrynym is DOS and since DOS is linked to Windows they recoded it to Windows.
-"Base to CRO ((Cheif Radio Operator)), what's the TC ((tent city, code for prison camp)) look like?
-"CRO to base, we have 10 POWs who've gone through the Windows, 5 with a pal ((code for mal pal which is code for malaria)) and five friends of Jack ((Hungry Jack meals are prized possessions so friends of Jack would be people starving)).
by Sid Barrett August 07, 2008
 
42.
Openings in a building. Usually glass, in most modern homes. Frequently used for ventilation, aesthetics, and defenestration.
Damn, those mothafuckas got thrown out the window.

I hope my new house has plenty of windows.
by Baraldo.Jefferson January 23, 2007