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J.F.K

John Fitzgerald Kennedy the president who was shot while in a car
"Hey ever wondered why J.F.K is on the half dollar coin?"
"Why is that?"
"He's missin half his fuckin head!"
by Cobble935 May 19, 2020
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Fatherland

The best lyrics in any German song there is
"Oh Fatherland, Fatherland, show us a sign!"
by Cobble935 May 19, 2020
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Shit

The finest food from the gods
"Dig in bitches" -God as he shits on us
by Cobble935 May 19, 2020
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Piss

The nectar of the gods
"Drink my piss"
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Happy

A strange fuckin blue unicorn with wings
"Fuck off Happy"
"But we are partners you promised"
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Jimmy Neutron

When you have someones brain splatter on either wall, roof , or floor
when someone dose a Jimmy Neutron they must say "BRAIN BLAST"
by Cobble935 May 19, 2020
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A.L.F

Funniest shit I've ever seen
"Yo, you remember the tv show A.L.F?"
"Dude I remember"
"Funniest shit I've ever seen"
by Cobble935 May 19, 2020
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