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Window licking

Someone slacking when should be working
Window licking by Kings Dead July 15, 2021

Window licking

Someone that should be working but too busy slacking
Manjot get to work stop window licking
Window licking by Kings Dead July 15, 2021

Window Licking Retard 

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.
Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!

window-licking bus 

a bus which takes retards/spacks to work or school

also if you see a dumbass walking by
1. hey look its the window-licking bus
2. hey look at him he looks as if he jus got off the window-licking bus

Window Licking Fucktard 

Window licking fucktard as Tim Mcamis would say.
Elizabeth: hey look at weird looking dude coming through the door.

Maverick: that is a window licking fucktard

window licking paste eater 

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing
OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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