City located in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. It is known for its homosexual populace and overpriced property.
by Teh Pwnerer June 15, 2006
An impossible task for those poor New Canaanites as Wilton will continue to dominate as the top drinking town in the state.
by BLUEWHITE May 2, 2005
a tiny town in middle-of-nowhere new hampshire consisting of two shitty waldorf schools, a main street with stores that are never open and don't sell anything useful or even nice, and populated by a bunch of middle-aged moms on crack.
anyone from wilton nh probably won't get anywhere in life
"i'm from wilton nh" where?" "southern new hampshire*"
"i'm from wilton nh" where?" "southern new hampshire*"
by utopia_unfound January 31, 2019
A town full of rich old people, pot-head teenagers, and nasty 24/7 pajama wearing, piss scented, crackhead raised kids. The only things to do in this town is play at the park, go swimming at the pool, or cause drama because every girl in Wilton is a fake bitch. Wilton High School is very good at sports, and everyone has a juul. Probably the teachers, too. If the town was bigger than a mile wide and two miles long, it would be a good town.
Banker From 10 Miles Away: Can I get your city name?
Wilton, Iowa Dude: Yeah, Wilton.
Guy 10 Miles Away: What the fuck is a Wilton? Is that in Illinois?
Wilton, Iowa Dude: Fuck no.
Wilton, Iowa Dude: Yeah, Wilton.
Guy 10 Miles Away: What the fuck is a Wilton? Is that in Illinois?
Wilton, Iowa Dude: Fuck no.
by sneakdissiowa May 17, 2019
The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)
(derived from Wilton Carpets)
"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"
by angry bry March 12, 2009
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by OllieA12 September 19, 2012