The definition of fake bitches. This school is located in Wilton, Iowa and has maybe 400 students if they are lucky. They are amazing at sports, but terrible at teaching math. If you are a female, one, don’t come here because you will have sex with every guy you meet before you even make friends. Two, once you are sucked into the fake, you can’t get out. Trust me. Also if you want to get snitched on for juuling in the bathroom by people who get drunk at previous graduates parties, come here. Great place.
Student: When will our tests be in?
Math Teacher: I fell asleep driving and little Johnny did not go to bed until 1AM this morning.
Student: So... When will they be in?
Math Teacher: Oh, when i do the answer key.
Student: You don’t have it fucking done? Fuck Wilton High School.
Math Teacher: I fell asleep driving and little Johnny did not go to bed until 1AM this morning.
Student: So... When will they be in?
Math Teacher: Oh, when i do the answer key.
Student: You don’t have it fucking done? Fuck Wilton High School.
by sneakdissiowa May 17, 2019
1. one word: hottttt
2. coolest girls you will ever meet
3. talented
4. pain, what does that mean?
5. celery celery crunch crunch....we're cool
6. the funnest team to ever be on
7. more than cool to watch---it's full of serious, driven girls
2. coolest girls you will ever meet
3. talented
4. pain, what does that mean?
5. celery celery crunch crunch....we're cool
6. the funnest team to ever be on
7. more than cool to watch---it's full of serious, driven girls
by warrior April 21, 2005
"What did you do last night man?"
-wilton kid # 1
"Ohh I tried to outdrink some new canaan kids... I lost though" - wilton kid # 2
"Oh that's a shame... maybe you can go drink your sorrows away, and then hookup with one of the those "NASTy" hoes on our gymnastics team..." - wilton kid # 1
"wait, we have a girls gymnastics team?" Wilton kid # 2
"...i know ... i thought they were the guys gymnastics team first time i looked at 'em..."- Wilton kid # 1
"I think I passed out yesterday after like 2 beers... maybe if I could hold myself for another round, I might actually start to find one of them attractive." - Wilton kid # 2
"Quite doubtful." Wilton kid # 1
-wilton kid # 1
"Ohh I tried to outdrink some new canaan kids... I lost though" - wilton kid # 2
"Oh that's a shame... maybe you can go drink your sorrows away, and then hookup with one of the those "NASTy" hoes on our gymnastics team..." - wilton kid # 1
"wait, we have a girls gymnastics team?" Wilton kid # 2
"...i know ... i thought they were the guys gymnastics team first time i looked at 'em..."- Wilton kid # 1
"I think I passed out yesterday after like 2 beers... maybe if I could hold myself for another round, I might actually start to find one of them attractive." - Wilton kid # 2
"Quite doubtful." Wilton kid # 1
by somerandomwiltonboys April 22, 2005
1. Hot girls
2. Talented...ever heard of it?
3. Coolest kids everrrr!!
4. Won the New Canaan dual meet...remember?
5. Always have the best ideas to make meets fun
6. Kit Harding is my GOD
7. Yeah we do...Its sickk..but we take care of our points in SWIMMING...hence the name SWIM meet
8. Rivals? Since you want to be so bad...
9. Those shirts were my idea bitches...and a damn good one at that
10. Bitch please...
2. Talented...ever heard of it?
3. Coolest kids everrrr!!
4. Won the New Canaan dual meet...remember?
5. Always have the best ideas to make meets fun
6. Kit Harding is my GOD
7. Yeah we do...Its sickk..but we take care of our points in SWIMMING...hence the name SWIM meet
8. Rivals? Since you want to be so bad...
9. Those shirts were my idea bitches...and a damn good one at that
10. Bitch please...
by Lady Warriors<3 April 11, 2005
..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss
by Lady Warriors<3 April 27, 2005
1. Ugly Men
2. Butch
3. LOSERS
4. Lost to New Canaan Girls Swim & Dive Team
5. Poor exuse for good sportsmanship
6. Hey - Kit Harding...
STEP DOWN.
7. They have a diving team??? ...
8. Wish they were the New Canaan Girls Swim Team's rival.... (b/c they aren't good enough to have a rival)...
9. GUESS YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN MAKING T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "Ramburger" ...
10. ...Bitches.
2. Butch
3. LOSERS
4. Lost to New Canaan Girls Swim & Dive Team
5. Poor exuse for good sportsmanship
6. Hey - Kit Harding...
STEP DOWN.
7. They have a diving team??? ...
8. Wish they were the New Canaan Girls Swim Team's rival.... (b/c they aren't good enough to have a rival)...
9. GUESS YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN MAKING T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "Ramburger" ...
10. ...Bitches.
by ~ * NC RAMS! ~ * April 6, 2005