by kobedoinwork October 18, 2009
(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.
1.) Jimmy gave Tina a Willy Wonka. A day later she was talking through a voice box.
2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.
2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.
by John Kellis Fernando January 4, 2007
Willy Wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.
Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?
Kid 2: No, I did last year though.
Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?
Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.
Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?
Kid 2: No, I did last year though.
Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?
Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.
Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?
by GiggityGoo69 January 17, 2011
noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
by cavalico April 8, 2009
The definition of Willy Wonka is “Wyatt”.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
by Teaveem October 29, 2018
When a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a Willy Wonka bar on a hot summers day.
by Thom Jones July 7, 2012
by WillyWonkaCocoaLover1 August 28, 2008