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A personality in a Wonderful movie that has nothing to sexually do with anything.

also he rocks.
Willy Wonka's Candy factory is the shit.
by Cris July 22, 2005
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When a man jizzes on a girls face and sprinkles nerds on it.
He had some spare nerds next to the bed, so he decided to give her the willy wonka.
by The D.R. April 28, 2009
The act of using song and/or dance to persuade one to do something.
Kobe: Man, that bitch just don't listen. I had to Willy Wonka her ass just to get some chicken.
by kobedoinwork October 17, 2009
A saying that someone uses after accomplishing a game that requires either sight or just pavis (In this case, it's pavis).
Did I really beat this Simon Surprise level on Simon Trickster? ... ... Willy Wonka!
by amazing javascript programmer September 17, 2008
When a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a Willy Wonka bar on a hot summers day.
While I was in a loving 69 embrace with my gal, she surprised me with a Willy Wonka.
by Thom Jones July 07, 2012
Willy Wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.
Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?

Kid 2: No, I did last year though.

Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?

Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.

Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?
by GiggityGoo69 January 16, 2011
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