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willy waggledagger 

another word for william shakespeare. william=willy shake=waggle speare=dagger. another one like this is bill rattlesword.
"u read macbeth? its by that willy waggledagger"

willy waggle 

Willy waggle is to comicly waggle your non erect penis over the face of your partner.
"Aye, so last night I willy waggled yer hot sister"
willy waggle by Steve-oM September 13, 2006

Willy wangler 

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.
Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
Or
Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.

Willy wangler 

Friend: *dies in videogame*
Me: oh you LITTLE willy wangler
Willy wangler by Macduck November 23, 2023

willywaggle 

Willywaggling is a term often used when two men (preferably gay, or straight we don’t discriminate) come together with their erected, or semi-flaccid willies, touch, and wiggle together like a fish out of water
John : yo Alex, wanna willywaggle tonight?
Alex: sure bro, meet me behind the shed in 10, I’ll be waiting!
willywaggle by Wisdomwanka145 March 13, 2024