Dried secretions of bodily fluids and/or solids that get trapped on articles of underclothing
I can't get these damn willnots out of my fruit of the looms
by Johnny 2 V's September 18, 2003
little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus
Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 07, 2009
A piece of dried shit that gets caught in the hair around ones asshole due to inadequate wiping following a dump. They will not come out.
Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These willnots are so annoying
by backwash99 March 09, 2011
the bum hair on your anal (bread) if you will that sticks together and makes crafty little nots so it hurts to whipe..
THEY "WILL" "NOT" COME OUT
by COMPTON ASS BENOIT August 28, 2005
A piece of dried feces that get caught in the hair around ones anus due to inadequate wiping following a bowel movement. It will not come out.
Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These will nots are so annoying
by backwash99 March 09, 2011

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