A stinky whore who likes fat men and chodes it has a penis the size of a baby's pinky finger and sucks at Call Of Duty he camps in corners and has some fat ass stick there dick in its mouth it also likes to get done up the butt and screams "Give it to me dady!!!!"And it really likes cock and alcohol.
by UnKnOwN StInKy WhOrE November 26, 2011
A usually blonde boy from the Unites States of America who is slightly overweight and is quite narcissistic. He brags a lot and is mean to people but as soon as they're mean back he gets mad and tells them to be quite or calls them annoying.
by TheCalmCarrot May 19, 2019
Very salty and rages very hard when he dies in fortnite he is also a bully to the bill and should be put in a wall of salt to keep the saltiness in
by dsuivhodsiuZJLNXlIZN December 13, 2018
An Alabama kid who “dates” multiple girls at a time but really only has eyes for his cousin. Anderson was a lying hypocrite in 7th and hasn’t changed. He doesn’t know what personal boundaries are, but at least he has “friends.” Anderson picks one target to torture at a time and his next target will be his most recent best friend.
Baylor said, “Anderson steals from people and tries to act depressed when he gets called out for it. He also messes with certain people for the sheer fun of it and then again acts depressed for it.”
Seth, “True.”
Seth, “True.”
by Anderson’s Friends November 10, 2019
by Michele stansell May 24, 2022
That one guy in middle school that everybody agrees is a dick but somehow gets any girl he wants. Generally revealed a pervert after the first day of midly flirty texting.
girl one: ugh I can't believe amy is falling for that anderson.
Girl two: i know. she's just going to get herself hurt.
fucking anderson: that makes me hard.
Girl two: i know. she's just going to get herself hurt.
fucking anderson: that makes me hard.
by internet stranger October 11, 2018
An Arab person who is a pathological liar. Truly enjoys to make everyones day miserable. Shows a lack of respect for everything around them. Becomes very ecstatic when given the opportunity to impose their ego in any scenario whether it is warranted or not.
*Anderson flags pedestrian*
Anderson Sales Agent: would you like to buy life insurance?
Poor pedestrian : it does seem interesting however I only have about 50$ left to my name after expenses sir.
Anderson Sales Agent : my brother, that is enough money to invest into your future, be it for yourself or your children. How does A lump sum of money sound after twenty years?
Poor Pedestrian: wow are you serious. Now my kids can have anything and I can live happily ever after!
Anderson Sales Agent: alright! Sign right here and here. Perfect young man you have just made the greatest decision of your life.
*Poor Pedestrian forty years later only has a fraction of the amount he has paid in life insurance. He had been fooled and has been working longer than expected. *
Anderson Sales Agent: would you like to buy life insurance?
Poor pedestrian : it does seem interesting however I only have about 50$ left to my name after expenses sir.
Anderson Sales Agent : my brother, that is enough money to invest into your future, be it for yourself or your children. How does A lump sum of money sound after twenty years?
Poor Pedestrian: wow are you serious. Now my kids can have anything and I can live happily ever after!
Anderson Sales Agent: alright! Sign right here and here. Perfect young man you have just made the greatest decision of your life.
*Poor Pedestrian forty years later only has a fraction of the amount he has paid in life insurance. He had been fooled and has been working longer than expected. *
by Will Shakespearian December 10, 2019