Alabama kid

If you ever encounter a Lil shit like an Alabama kid please call the fucking police ASAP they are a mess. Their fav hobbies usually are fishing as well as hunting especially deer. In general, these kids at school are just plain of weird affff. Their type of music genre would consist of country music mostly talking about smashing your cousin and drinking Tennessee whisky. They will usually do a fake ass southern accent that sounds so fucking fake *it will make you cringe or worse make your ears bleed out* They do not have any fashion sense they'd usually wear on a Saturday some brown cowboy boots, a white tank top, ripped jeans, and a big ass belt. Here are some things almost all Alabama kids will have in common.
-Racist
-Homophobic
-Transphobic
-Against women rights
-Makes rape jokes
-Toxic masculinity
-Loves guns
-Back the blue
-Against BLM
-Things LGBT don't deserve rights
-Usually would be a die-hard Trump supporter

Some names of an Alabama kid are:
-Hunter
-Gunner
-Tomas
-Davis
-Preston
-Chase
-Gavin
-and etc
(but fr its mostly a joke expect if their racist or some shit-)

Alabama kid: Wanna talk about guns?! Ma got me a new assault rifle for my birthday last week!
Random kid: Uhmm.. no thanks... *in head: wtf.. who owns a gun as a f**kin kid..*
Alabama kid: Look! *shows phone* may daddy just got a new truck what you think?
Random kid: cool.. I guess?
Alabama kid: You know I hate dem liberals they think they can just take our guns and our rights as the American people we have the right to our guns!
Random kid: Uhm.. honestly I don't really wanna talk about politics... I'm not really into that stuff

Alabama kid: You must be a liberal *spits on random kid* you must be a disgrace to your ma!
Random kid: ._. ok...

by i is chicken January 24, 2021