The position adopted when needing to pass solids but confronted with a fetid, overflowing and/or urine soaked toilet.

Derived from and identical to the stance of England rugby player Jonny Wilkinson before he takes a conversion/penalty, as in "to do a Wilko"

Commonly used in festival toilets, workman’s portaloos and developing countries.
"Horrid bangers and mash forced me to do a Wilko"

"Toilet seat soaked in piss? Time for Wilko!"

Wife - "How many times have I told you to put the seat up before you tinkle?"
Husband - "Don't worry darling, just do a Wilko"
by Pikmix February 27, 2007
A fat teenager that makes up a lot of nonsense. Usually lives in a council house and loves traction engines. A wilko's breath normally smells like rotten garbage.
'That fat kid that loves traction engines is such a wilko'
'Hey, that kid's breath stinks and he lives on Queen Street, he must be a wilko!'
by JimmyJimJimJim November 25, 2005
To be absolutly stupid, to be worse than a blonde.
Also you think you said something, didnt.
Oh my gosh, what a Wilko!

(Btw, the author just pulled a major Wilko. Dont ask..)
by Bubzie June 09, 2005
Derived from the name "Emma Wilkinson" and meaning a person who is incredibly jealous and/or disgusting.
Person: Eww, Jack is such a wilko!


Person: Don't be so wilko.
by chris March 24, 2005

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.