Wilko

Derived from the name "Emma Wilkinson" and meaning a person who is incredibly jealous and/or disgusting.

Person: Eww, Jack is such a wilko!

OR

Person: Don't be so wilko.

by chris March 24, 2005

Wilko's

Slang for the shop Wilkinson's

'Do you fancy going to Wilko's??'

Steve: 'Where did you get that from?'
John: 'I got it from Wilko's mate!'

by Weezley November 26, 2008

wilkos

to fuck something up totally , make a big fuck up, a shit stain on the pants of the world

iv just made a massive wilkos......

by red boy77 May 8, 2011

wilko

To be absolutly stupid, to be worse than a blonde.
Also you think you said something, when...you didnt.

Oh my gosh, what a Wilko!

(Btw, the author just pulled a major Wilko. Dont ask..)

by Bubzie June 9, 2005

wilko

A fat teenager that makes up a lot of nonsense. Usually lives in a council house and loves traction engines. A wilko's breath normally smells like rotten garbage.

'That fat kid that loves traction engines is such a wilko'
'Hey, that kid's breath stinks and he lives on Queen Street, he must be a wilko!'

by JimmyJimJimJim November 25, 2005

Steve Wilkos

any bald guy that acts tough and cool around others.

"Did you see that bartender that cut off serving me tequila shots, he got all Steve Wilkos on me when I wouldn't leave."

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

Brandon wilko

Someone who has noodle hair is incredibly short and annoying and has an extra chromosome

That new guy is such a Brandon wilko look at him

by Mr fang April 21, 2021