WILF

Wife I'd Like to Fuck

Person 1: Damn that bitch has a nice big ass.
Person 2: I think she is married.
Person 1: She is a WILF. I would fuck her so hard and fast, and won't pull out even after I cum.

by FemaleAssLover September 26, 2010

Wilf

To have an excessive amount of ash left on a cigarette without tapping the ash off.

Man look at that wilf! It's right down to the filter.

by Hishonswash January 21, 2018

Wilf

A common term from the North East of England. A wilf can be referred to when somebody gets something worng or embarrases themself.

How did you manage that...you wilf!, what did you do that for...you wilf!

by leroyuk1983 January 4, 2009

wilf

A dog who somehow found fame through appearing in a Scottish Standard Grade exam paper.

Wilf doesn't like to share the tripe and turkey...

by klesk April 29, 2012

WILF

Woman I'd Like to Fuck. Used for a woman of uncertain status - could be a MILF or a GILF - but until you know for sure, she's a WILF.

You: "Wow, she's hot - is she a MILF or a GILF?"

Me: "I don't know...but she's surely a WILF!"

by mr.robinson jr. November 29, 2008

wilf

"Whale I'd Like to Fuck"

"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".

by Mesus June 27, 2006

WILF

Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."

At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."

by Chesai August 24, 2006