A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.
-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!
by Mr wolfen June 1, 2011
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A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.
That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.
by Dakota0990 August 30, 2016
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Jack Wilder is one of the hottest men on earth. He’s in the movie “now you see me”. It’s a great movie and jack is the best horseman for sure. If you don’t agree your wrong. Sorry.
Who’s the best magician? Jack Wilder ofc.
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A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.
by Biff1992 February 16, 2023
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A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.
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Wilderism is when an undefeated seemingly unstoppable fighter gets handed their first loss by a better fighter and completely looses their mind and comes up with ridiculous excuses
Dude, after Paul got handed his first ever loss he's been coming up with the worst kinds of excuses. I think he's got a bad case of wilderism
by OhGreasy March 17, 2021
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A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.
Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?
by Melvin dude December 21, 2016
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