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wikidouche 

A person who engages in douchebaggery on Wikipedia or other wiki sites. The behavior is exhibited by both extremes of both vandals and editors.
That damned wikidouche keeps reverting my articles!
wikidouche by D F- December 16, 2008

wikidouche 

a collaboratively used douche; for use on many vaginas at once.
"Move over and let me use the wikidouche too."
wikidouche by Grayson D April 1, 2008

Wikidouchebag 

A person who has learned a large amount of semi-useless knowledge, but once in a while comes across a "gold nugget" that blows your mind.
Guy #1: "If anything is to come of us I demand you go off birth control for 6 months to a year. Eventually, of course."

Girl #1: umm why?

Guy #1: Cause. Woman subconsciously have an instinct to be attracted to males with a different histamine complex. They can smell it, oddly enough since it secretes a scent. In meshing the differing complexes it makes their child have an expanded immune system. However, when the woman is on birth control the body is acting as if it's pregnant and not seeking a mate, therefore is more likely to pick a male that has a similar histamine complex, because instincts want something reassuring and such. SO, when they get married and things down the line and stop the birth control, they're likely to no longer be attracted to one another. Hence the larger divorce rate now, due to the birth control spike in the 70's-80's.
Guy #2: Damn. o.o You fucking encyclopedia.
Girl #2: giggles.
Guy #2: YOU WIKIDOUCHEBAG o.o
A person who intentionally writes false information on wikipedia, causing peoples perception of facts to be wrong.
Steve- "LOL i just wrote that george washingtons middle name was gaylord!"

Ben- "You stupid wikidouch"
wikidouch by Calummm December 28, 2007

Windouche 

An individual who trash talks any operating system other Windows without having experience or knowledge with what he's referring to.
Guy 1. "Well Windows machines will always be superior to OSX in every way."
Guy 2. "Have you even used Leopard?"
Guy 1. "I don't have to, Windows is all I need."
Guy 2. "Stop being such a Windouche."
Windouche by MPQ September 1, 2009

windouche 

the act of douching into a heavy breeze
"Breanna, your windouche keeps getting on my shoes"
windouche by Mace Windouche May 9, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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