wib

1) a person, generally White, who holds the principles of classical liberalism close to heart but not nearly as close as he clenches his wallet when he sees non-White folks approach; 2) a total hypocrite who preaches harmony and praises tolerance but will bust his ass to move kith and kin to the nearest gated community the second he spots a doo-rag
Note: While the term derives from the combination of "White" and "liberal", it can apply to all colors

a) "I'm so glad Bush will be out soon," Tom said as he poured his coffee in the breakroom. "He's oblivious to the whole 'Jena 6' thing and-"
"Yeah, the new guy in the cubicle next to me has a couple of posters up about it," Jim interrupted.
"Wha-? What new guy?"
"You know? Jamal - he was introduced to everyone two days ago."
"Fuck," Tom exclaimed. "My laptop is right... I forgot to turn my laptop off. The-, the battery's bad," Tom said as he rushed out the door.
"Yeah...," Jim huffed. "Fuckin' wib."

b) "OJ Simpson is such a wib."

by Lorenz Zing February 2, 2008

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whipped indentured bitch servant

marty johnson is such a wibs. Every girl has him on his knees strapped in leather.

by WeeWee July 2, 2004

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The sound made by picking up a heart in Zelda games.

Link was down to half a heart, so he could really use a wib right about then.

by Dexterous Link March 28, 2011

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A person of the male persuasion why enjoys anal activity.

ACRONYM: Wiener in Bum

That Guy is Such a Wib!

That Guy LOVES Wibbing!

by Claud April 24, 2005

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A word used by those of an unstable mental orientation, the user of such a word may listen to the darkness, although thankfully not hip-hop. You may now begin to form an image in you mind. They may wear leather and have wholy unsucsessful facial hair. As for what the word means, who knows?

Wibbly wobbly Jonathon Ross...

by Mister T August 1, 2004

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