Whorehands

A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.

"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"

Whorehands by Chayri January 1, 2010

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whorelando

Specifically, the area where the Disney College Program interns stay. If you can't get laid there, you can't get laid anywhere.

Chris is an ugly mofo, but even he had a different girl every weekend in whorelando.

whorelando by MouseKiller March 9, 2005

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Related Words

Whorehands • whorelando • whoreanus • whoreander • Whoredandle • whoreganise • Whoreganised • Whoreganiser • Whoreganism • whoreganist

Whoreanus

Derived from the words 'whore' and 'anus', describes something that is especially awful.

"That dress she wore was whoreanus"

"Hey I Heard he's hot"
"No way he is totally whoreanus!"

Whoreanus by LVMH April 23, 2009

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Whoremanism

Whore-ish behavior has become so disgustingly normal in this world (JUST LISTEN TO TODAY’S MUSIC AND LOOK AT SOCIAL MEDIA). It’s gone too far—it might as well be considered it’s own religion! Behold: “WHOREMANISM”: the religious-like practice of being a whore...

*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no one knows what you actually look like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).

Jenny: “Hey! Have you seen Virginia’s latest post?”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”

Whoremanism by TCRS* June 17, 2020