a fast food place that is almost impossible to find, there is about one white castle per state, and finding said white castle is quite an adventure. when you finnally do find it, you will be really pissed at yourself for searching so long for shitty burgers that require the consumption of about 400 to fill yourself up.
white castle is a rare, hard to find, shitty place.
by online handle August 28, 2006
A nasty vermin infested crackhouse that helps the DEP stay in business.
If you think White Castle has the best burger in the Tri-State area you must stay stoned 24/7 you morons, or you just have not ever eaten at ANY other place that serves ahmburgers.
by nick123 June 10, 2006
Eng. - when one splooges repetivitly in one spot to from a castle of jiz. over time this hardens to form a upsidedown cone much like a stalagmite in a cave. One could enjoy playing with one, having splooge wars, or using it for erotic pleasures with someone from massachusetts.
Damnit my girlfriend left shit on my white castle.

Dude if you were hungry you could have gone to the fridge, i have been working on that for a year.
by Pooper scooper November 21, 2004
White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.

The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.

The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.

There is even a movie about White Castle.
by Cosmicstargoat August 02, 2004
A magical land were all the little people live and the king of the white castle is sir eats alot. this place is so conceled that the only way to get there is to use the magical train of white royalty. the train man who is also Mr. White the uber kool super hero guards the train and he scores with all the chix. I heard that if u go to white castle the royal chef makes these tiny magic burgers which are so scrumshess. the prince of white castle is harold. and the general of its all mighty army is kumar. (not druv). so if u go to white castle can u please send me a picture or invite. THANX.

Man 1: Yo dude did u go to white castle before.

Man 2: Nah man they only let little silly people with fuzzy feet there like frodo.

Man 1: ohhh...... lets go back 2 my place nd watch some very homosexual porn
Man 1: Yo dude did u go to white castle before.

Man 2: Nah man they only let little silly people with fuzzy feet there like frodo.

Man 1: ohhh...... lets go back 2 my place nd watch some very gay porn
by Ceymore johnson March 22, 2005
When a guy is lying down with an erection which forms a 90 degree angle with his body. The tip of his penis is covered in semen, hence, a White Castle has been formed - def. by Dirty Ghee
"The worst happened last nite dude."
"Word? Whatup?"
"I'm layin' there all post-coital after beating it and my mom walks in while I'm still laying there all sweaty."
"Oh shit, that's wax."
"It gets worse- I dart my head up and realize I've got the white castle!"
"Oh my god! Wax like paraffin!"
"For real yo- shit was not hot"
by d.blaze April 03, 2003
A load of Cum shot into someones beer
I gave that bitch a White Castle & she hungrily guzzled it down with vengeance
by Doyle February 11, 2004

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