White House Crawford

When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net

I went to the syrup club lastnight and ordered a “White House Crawford”… Now I have pink eye.

by DonChicharron October 9, 2023

White house porn

When you shove a picture of the white house into another picture of the White House because why the fuck not

Yo later tonight ima make some White House porn!

by Micheal Jackson is white April 24, 2021

White House Lady

1. A very upscale classy or fancy female, rarely seen in today's age.

2. A woman of high standards.

"Damn son! She must be one of those White house ladies!"

"Sorry that White house lady is out of your league."

by Redsteal April 1, 2015

The White House Special

When you fuck someone in the ass without lube, similar to the way the US government does to americans

They were in so much pain after a night of receiving the white house special

by Hyde the Hatchet January 2, 2021

sittin on the white house

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.

Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008

white house gases

The atrocious gas you get after eating white castle hamburgers.

-"oh hey man! i just wanted to ask if-... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?"

"oh, just some white house gas... i gotta stop eating white castle for lunch."

- Bob from accounting walked pass my cubicle today and i swear he had the WORST white house gases i have ever smelled. in my life. period.

by latoyaniquisha May 22, 2011

egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom

Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.

by Mr. Red Beardski February 24, 2014